All Service Bureaux have been requested to comply with the SIP 2022 release as of the beginning of this year and with the SIP 2023 release by the end of December 2023.Ī Service Bureau that demonstrates compliance with the requirements is published in the Service Bureau Directory with the certified status and the indication of the Shared Infrastructure Programme release against which compliance was established. Then thank her, and send her back to her seat.)įranz: “So, kids, when something bad happens to you, remember to ask God how He wants to grow your puny spiritual muscles.” (So several muscle flexes, and then end lesson.All Service Bureaux that have successfully finalised the certification process are published in the Service Bureau Directory. When she does, look at each other in mock surprise and say…)īoth: “We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!” (….as you pretend to bow down to the volunteer. Who wants to try?” (Pick the smallest volunteer you can find – preferably a girl – and let her come lift the barbell. One of you puny people should come try to lift it so that it will be more of a challenge to you. (To audience) This barbell is too easy for us to lift. Let’s play a trick on all these girly-men in the audience. Then, let Franz try with no success.)įranz: (Whispering to Hans loudly enough that everyone can hear.) “Hans, this is obviously cemented to the floor. Exaggerate the strain you are exerting, and eventually fail. Hans: “Ya, watch me lift this barbell through the roof into the outer atmosphere.” (Pretend to try to pick up the barbell several times. Time to show these kids how powerful our muscles are.” Hans: “Kids, hear me now and write to me next Christmas, hard times build up your puny spiritual muscles!”įranz: “No more talking. ![]() Maybe he’s the King of Spiritual Pumptitude.” Hans: “Hey, Franz, it sounds like that pastor has some really super-sized spiritual muscles!”įranz: “Ya, Hans. But then God builds us back up stronger than we were before!” I bet you had more muscle than even the pastor.”įranz: “Ya, Hans, but he said something that convinced me he is no girlie-man.”įranz: “He said that sometimes bad things happen to us and tear us down like puny muscle tissue. Hans: “Tearing down your muscles first is how weights work to….”įranz: “Hans, I went to church the other day.” Then, my body repairs my muscles and makes them stronger than before.” Hans: “Ya, and perfect pinky toe muscles, too, ya!”įranz: “Well, theses weights actually tear down my muscle tissue. Arnold Schwarzenegger, says, ‘No pain – no gain!’”įranz: “See this barbell here?” (Point to barbell.įranz: “They will give me perfectly shaped ab muscles and glutes.” Hans: “So true! As the King of Pumptitude, Mr. Hans: “Ya, maybe he had his mommy-wommy write it for him.”įranz: “Ya, right! Kids, hear me now and believe me later, you cannot get a properly pumped up body like this one (does a few poses) without pain.” What do you think about that?”įranz: “Well, Hans, I can hardly believe he could pick up a pencil to write with those teeny tiny muscles of his.” Hans: “Can you believe that, Franz? This girlie-man wants properly pumped up muscles without it hurting his weak and flabby body. Isn’t there an easier way to get properly pumped up?” (Crumples paper, and throws away.) Hans: “Dear, Hans and Franz: Lifting weights hurts my muscles. Franz celebrates letter with some exaggerated poses.) Hans: “But before we can pump you up tonight, we have a letter to read from one of our fans.” (Hans pulls out letter. My name is Hans.”įranz: “Ya, ya, and I’m Franz, and we’re here to….”īoth: “Pump….you up!” (Clap hands in unison on the word ‘pump.’ Then point to all the kids in exaggerated motions, and do poses like they would do at a body building competition.) Hans: “Good morning (afternoon, evening) little boys and girls. ![]() Use the following script (or modify to suit your needs):
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